Live-streaming a QnA session with a Cat and a Book!

“Where are we supposed to sit again?” _Yuumi questioned, squinting as she walked through the brightly lit room. These humans have weird ideas for what they call entertainment, but sometimes it is nice to play along with them! She can barely see anything though, most of the far away stuff was simply blurred out for her, like that weird, tall structure over there. Multiple structures! One looked shiny though! Looking back at the floating book behind her, she asked again,_ “Do you know what’s that?” _Book bent the upper corners of two pages, shaking in place whilst doing so. What it seemed like was a… stool! They’ve seen this before! Though, if this was a stool, then was the table that usually comes with it? Though wait, there was a table with a strange looking device. Perhaps accepting doing what the human called a ‘livestream’ was a bad id-_ “Look, Book!” _Book shook himself back into reality, frantically glancing around to try and find the cat. What happened? Where they in trouble? Wait… no. He saw her by the stool, pawing onto one of the legs. Wait a second, she isn’t actually going to attempt to climb that, is she?_ _Yuumi simply looked up in wonder at this strange chair. This felt… familiar! Oh! It was at that place where the adults usually sit by the table and drink some weird looking drinks! She remembers now! But why get this kind of chair when they could get a normal chair? Then again, maybe humans don’t like the normal chairs that the spirit realm had. Maybe she could… climb it? WAIT! She could jump onto it! Yes! Perfect! Taking a few steps, Yuumi’s pupils widened as she crouched, staring up at the seat._ _Book can see where this is going. Nope! He’s not going to risk her having a head injury by hitting the chair! Before Yuumi even thought about jumping, the sentient book quickly grabbed her by holding her between the pages. Slowly floating upwards, he gently let go of the cat as soon as they reached the top._ “I- Hey! What was that for?!” _Yuumi whined, purring sadly as she looked down at the ground beneath them. She then looked up, back at the desk. She could see… a strange device! It had a screen, and some sort of other device that had a bunch of buttons it! With letters! There was something written on the screen, but it’s a good thing that magic cats don’t need to read! They just need to wait for their owner to read for them! WAIT, THERE WAS ONE MORE THING! It looked super familiar too! Wait… was that… A MOUSE?! Yuumi quickly hopped onto the desk, walking over all the lettered buttons until she saw this strange mouse closer. Sure, it didn’t look very alive, but it still looked like a fun thing to play with! Pushing the mouse around with her paw, the cat kept playing with it until she finally pushed it off the desk. Looking down, she then calmly sat down on the lettered buttons, not noticing the errors that kept popping up on the screen behind her. Looking over at Book, she commented,_ “I really hope we finish soon, this human isn’t considering my nap time!” _Ah, the nap times. Book had to get used to those as well. Sure it sucked not searching around at every single moment they can get, but he couldn’t really blame her either! A book doesn’t have to sleep, but a cat has to. This thought process was quickly broken by the sound of the door opening in front of him. Book almost ‘jumped’ in surprise, not expecting the door to open anytime soon! But wait, it was the human again! He quickly grabbed Yuumi again, who meowed and squirmed around in response until she was set down back at the stool again. Hopefully the human doesn’t mind the strange state the screen was at._ _After looking at the human for a second, it suddenly occurred to Yuumi that I was the perfect time for grooming! With that, she started to lick her paw, focusing most of her attention on cleaning herself. She can barely hear what the human was saying either. All she did catch on was ‘look at camera on laptop’ and ‘friends on the web?’_ _A web?! No one told Book about a spider being involved! He was just about to quickly set himself down in front of Yuumi to hop into a portal until the human quickly reassured him that there were no spiders involved. The book did understand what the human was saying though! Kind of. They were going to stare at this strange device and answer questions asked by the human himself! Easy does it!_ _After being reminded by the human to greet her ‘friends’, Yuumi’s ears perked up as she began to glance around. Her eyes finally met Book, smiling cheerfully as she exclaimed,_ “Hi Book!” _Though, apparently that wasn’t the scenario here! She could see Book flying past her, pointing one of the corners of his pages towards the screen. OH! SHE KINDA GETS IT NOW!_ “So you want me to talk to this weird screen?” _Book simply nodded._ _Taking one final look at the screen, the cat tilted her head slightly at this weird contraption. None of her friends were there, but Book says to say hi to it? Perhaps she should say hi to it anyway,_ “Hi screen! I’m Yuumi, and you look weird!” _Looking over at the human beside her, she grinned as she received a pet on the head for her good efforts! It feels good to be appreciated! Though, the humans informed her to say that line in..._ _3..._ _2..._ _1..._ “Hi screen! I’m Yuumi! And you look weird!” - - - - - - ((HEYO FELLOW FELINES AND PAPERCRAFTS! I figured to try something completely silly and nonsensical with this thread, which is to make what is basically a QnA session with Yuumi and Book themselves! Letters are not needed, so you can just ask or tell em whatever and I’ll answer those as Yuumi and/or Book! By the way, you can still do normal RP on this thread! Just hop in with an RP scenario, then I’ll jump in at the purrfect scenario! Basic etiquette rules apply. If you need anything, you can contact me on Discord, my username being The Yordlenator#5724 And as always, stay fresh!))

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((Welcome.)) Yuumi, the relatively intelligent and highly perceptive feline she was, would notice something strange. The world seemed to hold still. The computer and her new human held in place. Even Book appeared to be frozen in time. The event lasted not even a minute, but she knew for sure something strange happened. Hours later, just before nap time, it would happen again. The world around Yuumi froze. The only thing she could hear were the thoughts inside her own head. Yuumi then heard a voice that was clearly not her own thoughts bouncing around inside there. "How many lives does a magical cat have?" a voice growled. It sounded almost like a dog, only bigger, scarier, and darker. Yuumi could see the sound it made as a black void either inside her imagination, or right in front of her. She couldn't quite tell. "We both know the answer to that," another voice replied. This one sounded soft and cozy, but at the same time it sounded colder than snow. A dazzling white appeared alongside the impenetrable darkness. Yuumi would have a lot to talk about with Book later.
> **All Life Ends \(NA\) said:** ((Welcome.)) Yuumi, the relatively intelligent and highly perceptive feline she was, would notice something strange. The world seemed to hold still. The computer and her new human held in place. Even Book appeared to be frozen in time. The event lasted not even a minute, but she knew for sure something strange happened. Hours later, just before nap time, it would happen again. The world around Yuumi froze. The only thing she could hear were the thoughts inside her own head. Yuumi then heard a voice that was clearly not her own thoughts bouncing around inside there. "How many lives does a magical cat have?" a voice growled. It sounded almost like a dog, only bigger, scarier, and darker. Yuumi could see the sound it made as a black void either inside her imagination, or right in front of her. She couldn't quite tell. "We both know the answer to that," another voice replied. This one sounded soft and cozy, but at the same time it sounded colder than snow. A dazzling white appeared alongside the impenetrable darkness. Yuumi would have a lot to talk about with Book later. ((Thank you! I'm going to make her quickly hop into Piltover so that we can use a more canon location!)) _At times like these, you should be grateful of your naptimes! Yuumi rarely got any quality nap times without Book getting all up on her fur about it! It's so hard getting quality nap times consistently. But thankfully, Book decided to not bother her with any exploring for a few hours. Yay! It's time to get some quality nap time!__It was going to be amazing! Yuumi hopped away from that place to just sleep peacefully on the benches of Piltover. It was evening, but that didn't stop Yuumi from hogging all the bench for herself. There is no such thing as too much space after all! She was all set for the perfect nap!__... That is, if she can actually sleep.__Strangely enough, she didn't feel suddenly asleep! She still felt herself! This is weird, normally she'd just instantly sleep after a few seconds. Why was she awake?__Raising her head up and opening her eyes, she noticed something... strange. The overcrowded noise of humans walking around in this busy town? Gone! But the people weren't gone at all. They were still there! Though, they just looked solid frozen. Not literally speaking, that would be bad to see. That reminded her of that brief moment with that human, where everything just stopped. She looked beside her, staring at the floating book that was frozen in place. Not him too!_ "Book? Booook!" _She called out. No answer.__Her head tilted in confusion, staring at the book. Was this the dream realm?... No, it probably wasn't. The world was too real for it to be the dream realm! What was odd to her was the sudden growl she heard.__Ears perking up in alarm, she quickly turned to the black void, hissing at it out of instinct. Whatever it was, it looked bad! Though... now that she thought about it... Didn't that voice sound very dog-like?__... WAS THIS A DOG?!__Yuumi immediately relaxed upon realizing this. Instead, her expression turned into a more disinterested one, her ears slightly drooping as well. She then bitterly replied,_ "My purr is louder than your growl, dog." _The cat heard the last part of another voice. This one was much better! At least it wasn't the voice of a dog. But the question is what were they doing here?__Hopping off from the bench, Yuumi landed on her feet as she approached the two void like spirits, mostly staring at the white one. She refused to give the dog any sort of attention, instead focusing on addressing the much nicer voice,_ "Do you know if this is the dream realm, weird white dot?" _She asked, sitting close to her as she faced her. Yuumi tilted her head to the side curiously, trying to figure out what is happening for herself. Perhaps this was just an elobrate prank!_
> **Cat and Paper \(NA\) said:** "We are the hunters," the voice of the black void answered. "We are not dreams. We are the waking," the soft voice of the white dot intoned. As she spoke, the dazzling whiteness starting fading into a more solid form. It took a moment, but soon a beautiful white spirit was standing in front of Yuumi. She carried a strange ornate bow and wore a mask as black as the inky void that floated beside her. She was tall and stately. Her body was covered in soft wool. On her wool appeared to be a mix of dark ashes and a strange energy. Everything about her was otherworldly. The darkness did the same thing. At the same time as the fluffy spirit took shape, he formed his own. A white mask sat on the face of something much scarier than any dog Yuumi had ever seen. His black muzzle was covered in ashes and he carried the same aura around him as his white counterpart. "You're still in Piltover. You just met us," he said. It was clear that he was keeping his voice down.
> **All Life Ends \(NA\) said:** "We are the hunters," the voice of the black void answered. "We are not dreams. We are the waking," the soft voice of the white dot intoned. As she spoke, the dazzling whiteness starting fading into a more solid form. It took a moment, but soon a beautiful white spirit was standing in front of Yuumi. She carried a strange ornate bow and wore a mask as black as the inky void that floated beside her. She was tall and stately. Her body was covered in soft wool. On her wool appeared to be a mix of dark ashes and a strange energy. Everything about her was otherworldly. The darkness did the same thing. At the same time as the fluffy spirit took shape, he formed his own. A white mask sat on the face of something much scarier than any dog Yuumi had ever seen. His black muzzle was covered in ashes and he carried the same aura around him as his white counterpart. "You're still in Piltover. You just met us," he said. It was clear that he was keeping his voice down. ((So sorry about the repetition of dogs! Yuumi just doesn’t really like dogs, and Wolf resembles one!)) “Hunters of what?... _Fish?” Yuumi paid most of her attention on the white light, refusing to pay any attention to pay attention to the dog that was quickly forming its shape. A smile grew on her face, jumping up from her place and standing on her legs. Looking around, she asked,_ “Where is the fish that you guys got?! There are no rivers here! Wait...” _If there are no rivers, how can there be fish? There are no land fish here either!_ “If you aren’t fish hunters, then what are you the hunter of?” _Wait, was she wearing a dog mask? That looked very doglike! Why would anyone wear a mask of a dog? Granted, it isn’t a rat mask, but it was still not nice to see! And why does she have all wool on her body? As soon as she realized this, she stepped back a bit to look at the white creature. Tilting her head a bit, she sat down and stayed silent for a few seconds before she gasped._ “I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE! You’re a magical animal, just like me!” “Though, why would you have a magical dog with you when you can have a c-“ _As she turned her head to look at the black creature, she squealed as soon as she saw him. The cat jumped up once again, the fur on her back slowly standing up as she began to arc up her body. This dog was scary! He was bigger than any dog she ever seen! Out of natural instinct, she hissed at him once more._
> **Cat and Paper \(NA\) said:** ((It's natural. Yuumi's ban quote is excellent.)) "All things are ours to take," the black spirit answered after Yuumi hissed at him. The darkness he was made from billowed out and he came too close for comfort. Yuumi couldn't stop him, though. He gave her a big lick before she had time to react before taking his place at the white spirit's side. "Fish, trees, deer, humans, yordles, vastaya, cats..." the white spirit listed. She paused and explained, "We are not animals, nor humans, nor yordles. We are something else." "Magic is powerless against us. Armor is no protection," the black spirit added. "We are Wolf to Lamb." "And Lamb to Wolf." "Why would we have a magical cat?" Lamb mused. "Because we are lonely," Wolf answered. "Why would we ever be lonely? We are one and two. Separate, always together, one and the same, different." "Because so many run from us." "Yet they can never escape."
> **All Life Ends \(NA\) said:** "All things are ours to take," the black spirit answered after Yuumi hissed at him. The darkness he was made from billowed out and he came too close for comfort. Yuumi couldn't stop him, though. He gave her a big lick before she had time to react before taking his place at the white spirit's side. "Fish, trees, deer, humans, yordles, vastaya, cats..." the white spirit listed. She paused and explained, "We are not animals, nor humans, nor yordles. We are something else." "Magic is powerless against us. Armor is no protection," the black spirit added. "We are Wolf to Lamb." "And Lamb to Wolf." "Why would we have a magical cat?" Lamb mused. "Because we are lonely," Wolf answered. "Why would we ever be lonely? We are one and two. Separate, always together, one and the same, different." "Because so many run from us." "Yet they can never escape." _Yuumi immediately scratched at the air as soon as she saw the mean old dog coming closer to her. Who did that dog think he is?! Looking all scary and whatnot? What she failed to notice when she did attack was that the creature was already back in his place, thus she was attacking nothing. Looking over at Wolf, her pupils started to constrict again as he posture began to be a bit more relaxed,_ "I'm watching you, dog!" _Wait a second, did he just LICK HER?! EW EW EW! Yuumi quickly tried to push any dirt off of her side, or wherever he did lick him. Hopefully there was no slobber! If there wasn't, Yuumi slowly proceeded to approach Lamb's side, squinting at Wolf all the way through as her ears perked up. She can hear something!__Ah. It was just the white not-dog speaking! Much better! Wait a second... they were hunters of cats?! That was where Yuumi sounded the alarms in her head. Stepping back a bit, she then asked,_ "So... you're here to give me fish, right?" _Hopefully that was the case! Yuumi was not ready to be hunted just yet!__As soon as she heard Lamb's question, she immediately cut Wolf off. Those previous worries seemingly vanished as she smiled, sitting down and answering,_ "There are LOTS of reasons to have a magical cat! At least they're much better than weird dogs!"
((I think you got tired of the RP in my Zoe thread, so I decided to invade yours as a different Zoe. I am assuming this is a PC screen too, so using my own as a reference.)) A notification came up on the bottom right side of the screen that read as follows: _"HI! I'm Zoe! Cyper Pop version, to be exact! Don't tell Classic Zoe! This is our little secret."_ The notification window went away a few seconds later, revealing a girl with long hair that started orange but turned green and blocky. She wore fairly standard clothes, a hoodie and skirt with dark knee-high socks and roller skate shoes. She wore glasses on her head and wireless headphones on both sides of her head. She stood from her sitting position and waved at the screen, a large smile on her face. After a few seconds, she put her hands behind her back and skated over to the Start icon on the lower left of the screen. She tapped her food on it, bracing herself for the sudden upward column, and climbed down the various options until she found the Notepad program. She opened this up and climbed over to the program, sitting on the bottom of it and kicking her feet back and forth. Her mouth moved as she spoke, but the words appeared in the Notepad. _"Hope you don't mind me hacking into your PC and invading your streaming. I got bored and this seemed more fun than going through firewalls and exposing corporate secrets to the public at large."_
> **TwiliZoe \(NA\) said:** ((I think you got tired of the RP in my Zoe thread, so I decided to invade yours as a different Zoe. I am assuming this is a PC screen too, so using my own as a reference.)) A notification came up on the bottom right side of the screen that read as follows: _"HI! I'm Zoe! Cyper Pop version, to be exact! Don't tell Classic Zoe! This is our little secret."_> The notification window went away a few seconds later, revealing a girl with long hair that started orange but turned green and blocky. She wore fairly standard clothes, a hoodie and skirt with dark knee-high socks and roller skate shoes. She wore glasses on her head and wireless headphones on both sides of her head. She stood from her sitting position and waved at the screen, a large smile on her face. After a few seconds, she put her hands behind her back and skated over to the Start icon on the lower left of the screen. She tapped her food on it, bracing herself for the sudden upward column, and climbed down the various options until she found the Notepad program. She opened this up and climbed over to the program, sitting on the bottom of it and kicking her feet back and forth. Her mouth moved as she spoke, but the words appeared in the Notepad. _"Hope you don't mind me hacking into your PC and invading your streaming. I got bored and this seemed more fun than going through firewalls and exposing corporate secrets to the public at large."_ ((Ahh, I wasn’t tired of it! Just got a surge of demotivation before I got motivated again to post recently! ^^ Speaking of which, I’ll respond both to this and to your thread! Two portal buddies has now become... three portal buddies? Or is technically four?)) _Yuumi meowed as she stared at the human, leaving quickly to get something. Huh, what a strange human! Must be getting her some fish! Sure, it isn’t lunch time yet, but this cat can improvise her eating times. Staring at the screen, she squinted and tilted her head. This thing was such a weird thing. Why did it have all these bright lights on? Extending one of her front legs, she began to paw onto the screen as she asked her friend behind her,_ “Book? Do you know what this is?” _She became a bit entranced by the PC in front of her.__Book quickly rose up from his place, floating in the air to stare at this strange device. He saw something about ‘electricity’ concerning this somewhere, but there was no thunder nearby. Must be some sort of magical spell. The book moved himself towards the screen, standing in front of Yuumi’s view as he shrugged the corners of his open pages. Turning around, the book then floated back a bit to take a good look at what was on display.__Yuumi kept pawing and pawing until her eyes noticed something. Out of instinct, Yuumi tried to catch this new pop up with her two palms, though she was disappointed when she saw that her new catch wasn’t actually tangible. Aww, that sucks! Meowing sadly, she squinted at these strange symbols before the pop up went away. The cat gasped as she saw... a human?! Wait, she was trapped inside this evil device! She kept trying to paw onto the girl, exclaiming,_ “Don’t worry human, I’ll get you out of there!” _Book was dumbfounded as well. What was this human doing there? Was she actually trapped? He floated a bit closer to the screen, trying to watch this strange human glide across the device. Yuumi might not be able to read, but he sure can! Though, even if he can read, what were these ‘firewalls’? What was this ‘hacking’? Did she mean a literal wall made out of fire? In that case, that’s actually kind of neat, though a bit scary to think about! Hopefully she doesn’t set the place on fire... but what if she does?_ “Book, do you know what she’s saying?” _Yuumi turned to her friend as she stopped pawing onto the screen for a second.__Honestly. These words that this girl mentioned were words he never heard before. Thus, he replied honestly by tilting himself downwards and shaking his head. No, he does not._ “But I thought you can read!” _Turning back to the screen, Yuumi stared at the screen again before an idea suddenly came up in her head. This screen must be a portal that they have to jump through! With a smile, she let her paws go away from the screen and stepped back, getting into position to jump,__Aaand Book knew exactly where this was going. It was not a pretty solution at all! He tried to do float nearby her, perhaps she could rethink her actions? The book shook itself, trying to tell the cat that it was a bad idea to just jump straight into the screen. But he already could see that she wasn’t listening. Thus, he floated upwards, ready to catch her if anything really bad happens,_ ((Poor cat can’t read! Now I’m contemplating whether or not to let Book have a page with a portal to the PC just so they can hop in))
> **Cat and Paper \(NA\) said:** As Yuumi spoke to the fluffy white spirit, she would quickly notice that Lamb would continue her conversation with Wolf no matter what she did. It was hard to tell what they might be thinking behind those masks, but their conversation did give some insight into what these strange things were. When the finished talking to each other, they replied to Yuumi. "We only take," Wolf barked. "We have nothing to give," Lamb explained gently. "What we take is gone forever. We do not take fish or cats or dogs. We do not take humans or yordles or vastaya. We do not take birds or beasts, monsters or men. We are the takers of life." "Everything is ours to take," Wolf finished. It was unclear is he was aware of the contradiction between what he said and what Lamb told Yuumi. Of course, it also wasn't clear if he was any more intelligent than the average canine. Lamb continued, her voice in tune with Wolf's. As different as they were, it appeared that their connection was so strong they knew everything the other was going to say. Was it magical? Could they know what Yuumi was going to say as well? "We already have you," Lamb told Yuumi. "All life is ours." She reached out and pet the cat. Lamb was every bit as soft as she looked, but touching her was like being touched by nothing at all. So soft was Lamb's hand that Yuumi thought she was being pet by a cloud. Wolf circled the area, covering the world in his pure darkness. Yuumi wouldn't be quite sure how she could see since there wasn't any light at all, but Lamb and Wolf were still plain as day. Lamb spoke for them both. "You see now?" she asked. "Everything is prey to my arrow." "Or my teeth."
> **Cat and Paper \(NA\) said:** ((It's okay. I go through the same thing weekly. Also, I am basing a lot of Zoe's interactions here on the animation series by Alan Becker and his 'Animation vs' series.)) As Zoe watched the cat and book through the other side of the monitor from within the computer itself, the method by which she ended up this way due to her own powers and perfect understanding of mathematical world as she knew it and others lived in it, she began to wander if the cat knew what it was doing and if the book was the more intelligent of the two. She debated her options, and then decided to look for a more direct way to communicate with them, and she had seen her way to do so in the menu options. She went back to the Start icon, climbed through it until she found what she was looking for, and opened the voice chat, enabled it, messed with the settings, and, when she turned back to the cat and book, and saw a jumping cat flying toward the her. _"AH! Don't do that!"_ She called out, her voice coming from the speakers of the computer, but there was nothing she could do to stop the cat from crashing into the screen. She could open a portal into the computer, saving the monitor from damage, but, in her panic, she did not think to do that.
(( I'm gonna try something new here, your concept is interesting. Instead of rping as 'Miss Fortune' I'll be doing something similar to what Zoe has done and enter this roleplay as Arcade Miss Fortune.)) {{sticker:sg-miss-fortune}} Miss Fortune was sitting in here gaming chair as she mashed buttons and wiggled her joy sticks, aggressively playing the video game as she was 100% focused on the pc screen. Miss Fortune was a gamer, yet she wasn't the best gamer. Miss Fortune lost the video game and slammed her fist down against the chair in a fit of rage, shooting the computer screen. She took a minute to cool off before calling some guys in to replace her pc with a new one. She pressed the power button as the computer booted up, a few minutes passed and the pc finally opened up as she flipped her hair to the side and was going to take a break, she noticed a pop-up in the bottom-right corner of the screen after the pc started up and everything loaded. "Hm ..?" Miss Fortune uttered as she leaned closer to the screen to read the pop-up. "A Live Stream ..?" Miss Fortune didn't have much else to do at the time so she decided to click on the live stream. As the live stream opened up, she was greeted by a purple cat and a glowing book on the screen. The purple cat seemed to be completely lost as if this was their first time live-streaming. Based off of the mannerisms of the cat and the high-pitched tone of voice, Miss Fortune assumed it was a female .. yet she wasn't entirely sure so she would stick with referring to them as "they". Fortune chucked a bit as she watched the cat in astonishment by the features that laid out in front of them in the screen. She decided to type something into the live-stream chat as keyboard raised up in front of her chair. "Hey, is this your first time live streaming ..?" Miss Fortune asked the cat as she followed up with a few emoji's. "😂❤️" Finishing the messages with a laughing emoji and a red-heart emoji, she then pressed enter as the message sent and was now displayed in the chat. Leaning back in her chair, Miss Fortune wondered how long it would take for the cat to figure out how to open up the chat-box as she waited for a few moments. She was also aware of the live-stream delay and wasn't expecting an immediate response .. so she allowed the little cat to their time to explore around the different controls and such.

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